I'm an Idiot.

Yes, I most assuredly am an idiot.

I found my phone. You know, the phone I just lost? I found it.

Of all places, it was in the diaper bag - who would ever have thought to look there?

I swear I checked the diaper bag, checked it a zillion times. Pookie checked the diaper bag. We called the phone but weren't able to hear it ringing from inside the diaper bag 10 ft away. In my defense, the phone is black, the bottom of the diaper bag is black. It is a very flat phone (Blackjack) and was face down so I never saw any buttons anything.

Still.....I totally feel like an idiot. I think I have brought being an idiot to a new level. This certainly isn't the first time and it surely won't be the last.

Then again, there are some idiots that just take it to a whole new level. Couldn't have "said" it better myself.