Open Letter to Diapers.com

I love you.  Really, I do.  I mean, I know I pay a dollar or two more if I buy diapers from you but they are shipped for free, right to my door.  I love that convenience. 

But for the love of all that is holy, please stop spamming me!!!  I am NOT a new customer.  I do NOT qualify for the $10 off coupon.  Somewhere in your massive database you have to know that my email DOES indeed exist.  This alone means that I am not a new customer.

Seriously.  Stop it.  You're pissing me off by dangling the $10 carrot and yanking it out of my hands.  $10 will buy two lattes!  Do you know that I have a nearly 2yo and I could really use a couple lattes??  You suck.

Sincerest regards -