I love you. Really, I do. I mean, I know I pay a dollar or two more if I buy diapers from you but they are shipped for free, right to my door. I love that convenience.
But for the love of all that is holy, please stop spamming me!!! I am NOT a new customer. I do NOT qualify for the $10 off coupon. Somewhere in your massive database you have to know that my email DOES indeed exist. This alone means that I am not a new customer.
Seriously. Stop it. You're pissing me off by dangling the $10 carrot and yanking it out of my hands. $10 will buy two lattes! Do you know that I have a nearly 2yo and I could really use a couple lattes?? You suck.
Sincerest regards -