Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Bob

Oh, how do I love thee? I will love thee on our walks, while I am collapsing and unfolding you, while I lovingly wipe cheerios out of your seat. I promise to take care of you and make sure you live your life to the fullest possible extent. I will most likely bang you when taking you in and out of the car, I will abuse you and roll you through water and even possibly mud puddles. I will take you up and down the hillside in Shenandoah Valley just so we can see some hot air balloons. But after all Bob, isn’t this what you were meant to do?

What have you done for me Bob? Oh, you have already done so much. You make our walks so much more enjoyable. I love your bouncy ways and smoothness of your ride, thanks to your suspension system! I love the way you envelop my precious cargo in your gentle hug. You keep him safe and secure with your 5 point harness (which I can adjust with ease thanks to the handy pull straps) and your giant canopy shelters him from the glare of the sun. You turn with ease thanks to your front swivel wheel, which I can conveniently lock should duty call. Oh Bob….I wish I were able to enjoy you as much as Ricky.

Thank you, Bob, for coming in to our home. We look forward to you being a part of our family for years to come, which shouldn’t be a problem since your weight capacity is up to 70 lbs!

Oh…and thanks for whispering sweet nothings in the ear of the gal at Right Start about the REI sale. I really didn’t want to go to REI and Right Start was kind enough to price match their sale and give me 20% off.

We love you Bob.

P.S. I think you're the sexiest stroller ever!


Amy said...

Bob is sexy.

A Buns Life said...

It may hold a child up to 70 lbs, but good luck getting a child that big to stay in a stroller. :) We were done with strollers sometime after 2.5. They just refused. Something about them being for "babies". sigh. Occasionally we could get Olivia to still go in an umbrella stroller but that was only at the zoo and only when she was really tired. Jake? No way. It does look like a really nice stroller though!!

J.C. said...

Wow, does Rick know about you and Bob?

Harmony said...

Hahaha...very nice tribute ;)